Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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