the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
