pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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