I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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