My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I want to be your penis for a week.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
