week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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