id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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