Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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