Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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