it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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