If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
