also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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