You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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