I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
