I must be too annoying 4 u.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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