Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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