My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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