He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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