You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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