if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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