Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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