I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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