he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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