Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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