I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
