Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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