the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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