i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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