careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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