You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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