When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I am midnight drunk by noon
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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