No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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