her vagine was all disorganized.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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