I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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