Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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