I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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