Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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