One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
What a dumb baby whore.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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