where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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