we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This is my gift to your gina
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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