So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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