Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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