Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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