U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
