you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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