He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
