This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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