Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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