yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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