so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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