I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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