Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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