: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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