I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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