My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Vodka?
Forever.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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